Oscar Live Blog!

JR - (If you don't have a google account, it literally takes two minutes to get one. So sign up and login to post comments throughout the night.)

It has begun.

The blog, not the Oscars. I have just settled down to watch the remainder of the red carpet arrivals and after five minutes, I'm already tired of Ryan Secrest. Did he really need to ask Jessica Alba about breastfeeding? And then he asked Marion Cotillard to do an American accent, after he repeated something she said in a mocking French accent? He should have just told her to be more American. Geez.

Cameron Diaz's dress doesn't fit her very well. She's not fat by any means, but her dress was too tight along the top making her look like she has fat along her back and her chest.

That's the first update for now! Jeff has just left to pick up some wings, since this is my Superbowl. He'll be back soon to help with the commentary. TonyD will be weighing in throughout the night. You won't want to miss it!

Oh, Amy Adams and Anne Hathaway look gorgeous. And Miley Cyrus looks like she's had some kind of work done to her face. Botox or something? I don't know. She doesn't look the same anymore.

TD - Hey Jenny!

I haven't been watching the red carpet. Something tells me I'd be getting mad. I was watching Reelz Channel though and saw their coverage on the films.

TD - I just caught Diaz. Agree with Jenny. I also caught Cyrus. Agree with Jenny also.

Jenny - I've decided that when I post, I'll do it in bold so we can tell the difference easily between Tony's posts and mine and Jeff's.

TD - Hey Jenny, Blogger's going bitchy, so bold won't change for me. We'll probably be keeping this bold (but that's okay. Bold doesn't really show up on blogger when your writing is white)

Jenny - Blogger is bitchy. I posted these comments a few minutes ago:

Jeff - *makes horse sounds* (directed at Hillary Swank)

Jenny - Yay! The "How Does She Know" people! I just found out today that Kristin Chenoweth is performing that song instead of Amy Adams. I heart Kristin Chenoweth.

Jenny - As cheesy as that opening was, I liked it.

Tony - I liked it also. I really don't know about Chenoweth, but I love Adams, so I'm interested in listening to Chenoweth's version

Jenny - Dude. Kristin Chenoweth rules. "Wicked" is worth listening to.

Tony - Did Stewart say 4 to 5 hours?!?! CHRIST!

Jenny - Yep. We're in this for the long haul.

Jenny - Diabolo Cody took a paycut to become a screenwriter?!! Hahaha! Jon Stewart rules.

Tony - He's cracking political jokes now. It has now become The Daily Show, folks. Diablo Cody is wearing one million dollar shoes I heard. Also heard she danced for them.

Jenny - Titler? He's hysterical. He owned that monologue.

Tony - I know ATU won't win, but I'm rooting the hell out of it.

Jenny - I KNEW Elizabeth would win! I've got one right.

Tony - Hey Jenny. Do you have a link to that Oscar Pool that you, I, and Dr. Royce and Molly are in?

Jenny - Yeah, just go to oscar.com and click on Play, then click on Predict the Winners and sign in!

Tony - Thanks! Christ look at Clooney's hair. Looks like he killed a hair-gel bottle.

Jenny - I love watching these old clips as much as everyone else, but do they HAVE to play "My Heart will go On"?

Tony - While they do that, I eat my Chinese food and I no longer care about the Oscars

Jenny - I am SO looking forward to "Get Smart".

Jeff - They showed a clip at WonderCon this weekend. ...Did Steve Carell just say shit??

Tony - Ratatouille's win surprised me just as much as it surprised everyone else. Especially when "Surf's Up"'s nomination is complete bullshit, so the only real competition Ratatouille had was Persepolis

Tony - Now if Norbit wins, I'm not watching this anymore.

Jenny - YEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "La Vie En Rose" won for Makeup! I'm three for three. God, I love that movie. I need to buy it already.

Tony - I still think Amy Adams should look into singing instead of acting.

Jeff - From the torso up, she looks like Amy Adams. Her arms, she looks like Helen Mirren.

Jenny - It must be cold in there. They're blue, poor thing. Why is she out there by herself? They just showed the entire cast of the performance of the other song from Enchanted, and Kristin Chenoweth is a pro. Not to say Amy Adams isn't, but it's different. That wasn't fair to her.

Tony - I always wondered what they did during commercials too.

Jenny - This is the first one I've gotten wrong. I voted for Pirates for Visual Effects.

Tony - I voted for Transformers. I wanted ATU to be nominated for Art Direction.

Jenny - I voted for this one too! I'm so glad Sweeney is going home with an Oscar. ...I didn't know Cate Blanchett was preggers. She's cute. I love her dress.

Tony - Cate Blanchett also played Simon Pegg's girlfriend in "Hot Fuzz."

Jenny - What? Really? I knew there were a ton of cameos in that movie, but I missed that one.

Tony - Before he leaves for Stanford, he tells her he's leaving when she's looking through an apartment complex (she was a forensic scientist or something, so she had a mask over her face so she wouldn't be recognizable). She wasn't credited either. GO JAVIER BARDEM!!!

Tony - Hey Jenny, how are you doing with the Oscar pool?

Jenny - Bardem was a shoe in, but I'm glad he won. He ruled in NCFOM. I'm tied for first place with Molly!

Jenny - What the FUCK is this montage about binoculars and periscopes?? See, this is why the show goes for five hours.

Tony - This song's better than what I remember it being. Is Hansard and Irgatov performing Falling Slowly?

Tony - You know I'd LOVE to make a joke about Owen Wilson right now, but I won't

Jenny - Yes, Hansard and Irgatov are performing. I voted for that song, "Falling Slowly". And c'mon, you know you want to make an Owen Wilson joke. Jeff did.

Jeff - What's up, wristcutter! What happened to his nose? It looks like a penis.

Jenny - It's always looked like that.

Tony - LMFAOOO. It's funny, I voted for that Mozart film, but then switched it with another one last minute.

Tony - In my opinion, Supporting Actress is the toughest category this year. I still don't know who will win it yet.

Jenny - I don't know what's happening to my comments...anyway. I didn't see Tilda Swinton coming at all. Did anyone else pick her? I picked Blanchett.

Tony - It's Blogger most likely. I didn't see Tilda Swinton either, but I was going for Amy Ryan. Guess it was a split between her and Cate Blanchett, so they went with the next best choice.

Jenny - Yeah, that's a good point. I hadn't thought about that.

Tony - Glad to see NCFOM win again, especially to see the Coens to win another Oscar for best screenplay.

Tony - I added this on Digg. Can everyone please Digg it as soon as possible? THANKS! http://www.digg.com/movies/LIVE_OSCAR_BLOG_AT_FILMARCADE_NET

Jenny - Just dugg it!

Jenny - I love everything about this song. Kristin Chenoweth, the dancers, the set, everything. I might be wrong about which song will win.

Jenny - Can I retract that previous statement partially? As much as I love Kristin, Amy Adams sings that song better.

Tony - Fucking Blogger didn't post my comment. Anyway, I agreed with your second statement. I think she could do better in "Happy Working Song". Sounded like "Kiss the Girl" a little bit too much

Jenny - Previous Oscar winners Dame Judi Dench and the girl who wishes she could wipe Judi Dench's ass, Halle Berry! ...and then Seth Rogen and Jonah Hill. LMAO! This is great!

Tony - I voted for Transformers in both. Goddamnit. How are you doing in the pool?

Jenny - Jeff really wanted Transformers to win something. He loved that movie. I'm tied for first win Molly and Dr. Clemens.

Jenny - GOOOOOO MARION COTILLARD!!

Tony - Wow, they're nominating Best Actress early this year.

Jenny - I fucking love Marion Cotillard. I'm so happy she won. I yelled a little too loud and a little too high...and the windows are open.

Tony - I rented it three times - watched it zero. Renting it tomorrow a fourth time.

Jenny - It's long and it can seem a bit drawn out at times, but it's a wonderful movie. I loved it. I thought it was extremely moving.

Jenny - Colin Ferrell just said that "once" was the little movie that could. Amen to that. I heard someone say earlier that "Juno" was the little movie that could. Bullshit. It was the factory produced indie film that was pushed to the front. "Once" was not. If there were a movie this year that is the little movie that could, "Once" is that movie.

I love this song. It's my vote to win. It's hauntingly beautiful.

Tony - That was beautiful. Once is amazing

Jenny - I loved that Best Picture montage. ON anothere note, Renee Zellweger's dress is fantastic!

Tony - I know I haven't been updating much in the past fifteen minutes but look at Kidman towering over that guy.

Jenny - She looks beautiful, but she is freakishly tall.

Jenny - This Robert Boyle...I hate to be the one making fun of an old guy, but he just said that "They support me with their love and support". And he drolled on and on. Ugh. That's where the orchestra should have cut him off with the exit music.

Tony - LOL. Yeah, I pretty much ignored him. I'm just waiting for Best Picture now - LOL. Here's to hoping that Ms. I-Sell-My-Body-For-People-To-Read-My-Blog losing that award to Gilroy.

Jenny - There's no way this "So Close" song will win. The guy singing looks like he's straining.

Tony - Of course he was going to dance out on the stage - hahahaha.

Jenny - Hoo-fucking-ray!! I'm so happy this song won! I don't care if the movie is boring, that song is amazing.

Tony - I don't think it was boring. Think it was fantastic.

Tony - But it's Hollywood... that was classic haha!

Jenny - The first of a few awards for "There Will Be Blood" hopefully.

Tony - Jerry says DRAINAGE!, so let's all join in - DRAINAGE!

Jenny - DRAINAGE!

Jenny - We lost so many good people this year. I'm still reeling from Heath Ledger...Wait, did they include Brad Renfro?

Tony - They didn't include Roy Schneider either. I don't know if his death came too late as they were making this montage, but I don't think it was.

Tony - Because I'm too busy updating this every two minutes, I haven't told my opinion of There Will Be Blood or Atonement yet. I LOVED Blood, but I didn't like Atonement. Sorry, but I just didn't like it. The twist was terrible and by then I just didn't care how it ended. Anyway, the one thing it saved itself from was its score.

Jenny - My comment disappeared again. Anyway, I was wrong about the documentary short, but it was a toss up for me. I haven't seen any of them and as cute as the winners were, crying their little hearts out, I'll probably never see any of them.

Tony - Four more awards to give out and it'll take them an hour to give them out.

Jenny - Yep. Happens every year.

Tony - WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?! OMGWTFBBQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!

Jenny - What? You want fucking barbeque? Anyway, this will just encourage Diabolo Cody when what she needs is a slap on the wrist. No, Diabolo, no! Bad pop culture reference!

Tony - Hearing Mirren say "cajones" makes me laugh.

Tony - DRAINAGE! I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!

Jenny - Much deserved. "I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!"

Jenny - Agh!! I got this one wrong!! Congrats to the Coen brothers. This was a hard one to pick.

Tony - Big moment...

Tony - Well deserved. No Country for Old Men is the best film of 2007.

Jenny - I didn't pick No Country, I picked Atonement. For me, it was between Atonement and There Will Be Blood, so I would have been wrong either way. LOL Oh well. All of them are good films. This was a great year for film all around.

Tony - Okay guys well the Live Blog is over. Thanks every one for joining in on the discussion - Randy, Jerry, Anthony, Jeremy, and Tripp. Thanks Jenny and Jeff for joining the Live Blog with me because if it was just me I would have sounded like a douchebag. See you all next year!

Jenny - Thanks everyone! Thanks to Tony for hosting it! See you next year!