Black Santa's Revenge (2007)

Writer/Director: David Walker
Cast: Ken Foree

An inner-city community center's Santa is having a bad day. He's flat broke and some thugs whacked him over the head and stole all of the children's Christmas toys. When he reports it to the police they accuse him of being in on the robbery ("FUCK DA PO-LICE!" - N.W.A.) until they get a call that another toy robbery has taken place. So ol' St. Nick decides to drown his sorrows in a bottle of liquor at the local titty bar. There he sees one of the thieves and decides to follow him and see where he goes.



The unknowing thug leads Santa right to the warehouse where the whole toy caper is going down. Santa then pulls a shotgun out of his ass (or did he jack it from one of the robbers outside?) and starts blowing bitches away. "Merry Christmas you naughty mutha-fuckas"! Will he save the children's Christmas or will the Grinch-thugs finally take a shit on Whoville? (read more)