K.I.S.S. News - "Valkyrie" Delay, Uwe Boll Petition, and Madonna Remaking "Casablanca?!?!"

It looks like Universal Studios pulled “Valkyrie” AGAIN from its release date to February 13, 2009. You do know what else comes out on FRIDAY THE 13th, right?


There is a petition going around that will make Uwe Boll decide whether or not he will keep making films. For people like me who don’t want to see him go, I’m not voting. Hell, I don’t like the man and not many of his films (but dare I say “In the Name of the King” is one of the better ones this year), I sure as hell respect him. Fuck the petition.


“The Punisher: War Zone” has been pushed back three months. No reason has been announced, but I’m PISSED OFF.


According to GeeksOfDoom, Madonna is actually planning on remaking “Casablanca”?!?! EWE! WHAT IN THE FUCKING HELL SHE GOING TO DO? God all we need now is Guy Ritchie to direct it…


They also report that a remake is being planned for “Short Circuit.” I’m not nearly as mad about that as I am with “Casablanca.”


Recently two of the alternative “Cloverfield” endings were posted on YouTube. I won’t give you the links because I want ALL of you to see the film before you watch the endings.


Matthew McConaughey was supposedly offered the role as the title character in “Magnum P.I.” I don’t know either anymore…