K.I.S.S. News - Another 3-D Concert Film, "Dirty Harry 6," and John Waters is Making a Film for KIDS?!

Like they did with Miley Cyrus, Disney is staging a 3-D concert film for the Jonas Brothers. Now what the fuck? That’s like giving Lindsay Lohan underwear and telling her to wear them… nope… and nope…


Ah, maybe Uwe Boll and Michael Bay are on the same note here. Bay predicts that the new “Indiana Jones” movie, coming out in two weeks from today, will suck. I don’t think Bay will be buying a ticket to “Postal” that weekend, though.


Darren Lynn Bousman has been asked to direct the remake of “Hellraiser.” No idea if he is confirmed to direct it though.


There might be a chance that we will be seeing a “Dirty Harry 6.” It is, however, not “Gran Torino.”


Instead of releasing “Frank Miller’s The Spirit” in the middle of January, we get (or at least I do) a Christmas present – the film will be released December 25, 2008. I think the choice of doing this is so it will be on my top ten by the end of the year.


Jonah Hill WILL NOT be in “Transformers 2.” But Shia LaBeouf WILL. AWW SHIT!


At 7:58 PM tonight in all time-zones, “Star Wars: The Clone Wars” trailer will be premiering on Cartoon Network, TNT, TBS, CNN, and Boomerang, followed to be previewed in theater prints tomorrow. Here is the official poster for the film too.




John Waters is set to be directing Johnny Knoxville and Parker Posey in a film called “Fruitcake.” Keep in mind that this is his first film since “A Dirty Shame.” Also keep in mind that it is a children’s film! I’m extremely interested in this one.


Zooey Deschanel (who I don’t care for) and Joseph Gordon-Levitt (who I fucking love) is starring in an independent film together called “500 Days of Summer.”


Ellen Page is set to play Jane Eyre in the next adaption of… “Jane Eyre.”