After watching Len Wiseman’s remake of “Total Recall,” I
wanted to ask my fellow audience members what they thought of it in hopes of
finding a few who hadn’t seen the original directed by Paul Verhoeven which
starred Arnold Schwarzenegger. I actually found myself getting a little bored while
watching the 2012 cinematic interpretation of Philip K. Dick’s short story “We
Can Remember it for You Wholesale,” and I figured it was because I had seen the
original dozens of times. But in retrospect I don’t think it would have made a
difference if I hadn’t seen the Verhoeven/Schwarzenegger action classic beforehand
because my attitude towards this new version would have been the same.
It’s a shame because Wiseman, who’s best known for his
“Underworld” movies, did such a fantastic job with “Live Free or Die Hard.” That
had me coming into this remake with high hopes that he would make this material
his own and create an endlessly entertaining action flick. Instead, he drains
all the fun out of the story and we get a depressingly bland and uninspired movie
that even its excellent special effects can’t come close to saving.
The story remains the same; construction worker Douglas
Quaid (Colin Farrell) is living an ordinary existence with his loving wife Lori
(Kate Beckinsale), and wonders why his life isn’t further along than it is at
the present. Doug tries to remedy this by going to Rekall, a company which
specializes in artificial memory implants, but that goes haywire when he is met
by a SWAT team which he quickly eliminates. From there he is on the run as he
comes to discover that his life is not at all what he thought it was.
The only real difference between this and Verhoeven’s movie
is that Wiseman keeps the action earthbound. No one gets their ass to Mars this
time around, and the future presented here shows Earth having been decimated by
a global chemical war which has divided it into two superpowers: the United
Federation of Britain and The Colony. They are both battling one another for
supremacy, and transportation to and from each nation is done via “The Fall,” an
enormous gravity elevator which kind of functions like the Lex Luthor’s Escape
ride at Six Flags Magic Mountain except that people have gotten used to the
speed of the drop.
With this movie not taking its story to Mars, I was
convinced that Wiseman would not be giving audiences the same old thing with
this remake. But the events here are not much different from what Verhoeven
gave us over 20 years ago (yes, it’s been that long). Even if this particular
version did get its ass to Mars, I’m not sure it would have made things all
that more interesting. With actresses like Kate Beckinsale and Jessica Biel in
this movie, I’m surprised the action didn’t go all the way to Uranus (sorry, I
couldn’t resist).
Speaking of Beckinsale, she is one of “Total Recall’s” best
assets. Some will say that Lori is not much different from her character of
Selene from the “Underworld” movies, and that the only difference between
Selene and Lori is that Lori is not wearing any tight fitting leather clothing.
Whatever the case I don’t really care because it’s a lot of fun watching her
kick butt at any chance she gets. That fierce look in Beckinsale’s face is hard
to pass up as she aims to eliminate Douglas Quaid in cold blooded fashion.
Biel is fun as well as Melina, and that’s even though her character
feels like the same one she played in “The A-Team” from a few summers ago.
Other actors like Bryan Cranston who plays President Vilos Cohaagen and Bill
Nighy who portrays rebel leader are wasted in roles that are ridiculously
underwritten. That’s a shame especially in the case of Cranston who does look
like he’s having some fun playing such a corrupt leader. Then again, Cohaagen
probably pales in comparison to that character Cranston plays on “Breaking Bad.”
It is easy to say that Colin Farrell is a far more
accomplished actor than Arnold Schwarzenegger could ever hope to be, but the
former Governor of Kal-ee-for-knee-uh proves to be the better Douglas Quaid. Farrell
isn’t bad here, but Schwarzenegger had an amazingly strong screen presence in
the 1990 film that is hard to compete with. For some odd reason, Schwarzenegger
back then seemed more believable as an average blue collar worker than Farrell
does here (go figure).
I’m guessing that ever since Christopher Nolan’s “Batman”
movies, filmmakers have done their best to avoid campiness in action films like
this one. The original “Total Recall” did have a level of campiness about it,
but that ended up making Verhoeven’s movie all the more fun to watch. At the
same time, that film never went overboard in camp value, and it kept a strong
element of humanity about it which got the audience more emotionally involved
in what was going on.
For Wiseman, “Total Recall” represents a total immersion
into the realm of CGI effects. With “Live Free or Die Hard,” he didn’t rely on
them as much, and he was determined to use the real thing as much as possible.
That made the action in that movie all the more invigorating, and I wish he got
more of an opportunity to go in that direction with “Total Recall.” True, the
special effects are amazing especially in the design of the cities which the
characters inhabit, but the action scenes at times lack friction as you cannot
past the fact that you are watching something that is nothing more than a
visual effect.
One thing I loved about Verhoeven’s “Total Recall” is that
throughout its running time, you could never figure out if what you were
watching was real or a dream. Verhoeven teased you with the possibilities
throughout, but Wiseman instead makes the story more straightforward which
frustratingly robs the story of its more suspenseful moments. The tension ends
up disappearing at key moments which makes the movie frustratingly boring as a
result.
In a sea of endless Hollywood remakes, “Total Recall” proves
to be one of the more unnecessary. Someone like me is at a disadvantage here
because I’m huge fan of the 1990 version, but it still doesn’t make up for the
numerous shortcomings in Wiseman’s movie. Douglas Quaid’s adventures are filled
with possibilities which make for the most exciting and entertaining of movies,
but this one is not much fun and won’t stay in the mind as long.
As for Wiseman making more movies in the future which are dominated
by CGI effects, he should consider this a divorce. You’re a good man Wiseman,
you are meant for more than this!
* * out of * * * *
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