K.I.S.S. News - "Point Break" Sequel, "The X-Files 2" Trailer, and "Hancock" Reshoots

Uwe Boll thinks he is perfect to helm a “Grand Theft Auto” movie. He also has rights to make a movie of “Zombie Massacre,” which he comments, “… maybe we should do that movie with all the gamers and Boll haters, and people who signed that petition anti-Boll, or pro-Boll, we all meet in a big, small city — somewhere in the Midwest. And we all shoot Zombie Massacre together; they all play zombies, and they’re there and can give me advice if they think they can do it better than me. …I could have the biggest movie ever, basically for free! Because they would definitely all be there.”


Supposedly Marvel wants Brad Pitt to star in “Thor.” My buddies over at Geeks of Doom caught a glance of the 2007 script for the film, which they say doesn’t sound too good.


Here is the new trailer for “The X-Files: I Want to Believe.”





Steven Spielberg announced over the weekend that after he is finished directing “Tintin,” he will direct “Lincoln.” It’s about damn time.


David Chase, the creator of “The Sorpranos,” has signed a deal with Paramount Pictures to direct and produce a film. It WON’T be a film version of “The Sorpranos.” Nice try.


“Hancock,” the Will Smith blockbuster set to be released this Independence Day, is reshooting in New York City.


Jason Sudeikis, Will Forte, and Leslie Bibb will participate in “A Good Old Fashioned Orgy.”


Oliver Stone’s “W” is set to be released on October 17, 2008.


Here is the new trailer for “Star Wars: The Clone Wars.”





There may be a chance that “Transformers 2” can be in 3-D. More coming when I find out about it.


“Fahrenheit 9/11 2” will be released sometime next year. There is no exact title of it.


And your friends at The Weinstein Company are making a “Fraggle Rock” movie. Yay!


Megan Fox has been seen nude while filming for the new Diablo Cody-written horror flick “Jennifer’s Body.” I’d post the (insanely stunning) pictures but then I would have to talk to some lawyers later. It’s just not worth it.


Jan de Bont is directing the new “Point Break” sequel, subtitled “Indo.”