Crazy Girls Undercover
Year: 2009
Director: Chris Langman
Studio: Monarch Home Video
Stars: Clive Robertson, Nikki Ziering, Simona Fusco
MPAA Rating: R
Running Time: 90 Mins
Year: 2009
Director: Chris Langman
Studio: Monarch Home Video
Stars: Clive Robertson, Nikki Ziering, Simona Fusco
MPAA Rating: R
Running Time: 90 Mins
Every once in a while, I get ideas in my head for the site. I came up with this idea, thirty minutes into “Crazy Girls Undercover”. If anyone ever asks how I got the idea for Screeners From Hell, then look no further than this film.
The film is about a former CIA agent and Las Vegas gentlemen’s club, who enlists his showgirls help him on his latest mission, after finding out that a terrorist is building a bomb, who is the same terrorist that killed his family years ago. Into to stop this person, the women must use their deadly skills to overcome this man, before he uses the bomb to exact his own revenge.
“Crazy Girls Undercover” is just mindless b-movie trash. When you have a quote on the back of the box that says “Stylish thriller in the vain of “Casino Royale”, I expect something that resembles that quote, not something that resembles a lifeless late night film. Director Chris Langman doesn’t bring any energy in his direction. The film felt like it same boring tone that you were watching a late night soap opera, not a thriller that would at least have an entertaining moment or two. Even the fight scenes felt amateurish at best. He also doesn’t make the performances exciting enough to even make you care for the film. The performances felt like that they were phoned in, as the actors brought no energy to the performances. Some of the blame has to be put on the director, as he is supposed to get his actors to give the best performances that they can. I really though that Langman didn’t spend a lot of time working on getting that, as he was only interested in filling up most of the screen time with pretty women, which made this very boring to watch.
But the major problem with this film was that the fact that the screenplay was just terrible. Screenwriter, Norbert Aleman didn’t seem to care that you needed a story with interesting characters and suspenseful action. This film could have use some story and character development, as the film story comes off as dull and boring. There was virtually no action going on for a spy thriller, as every other scene has the main character surrounded by two or three different women at all times. It really made me not care about anything, as the story’s purpose was just to show off how many pretty girls it can show in a ninety minute time span, instead of providing suspense twists that needed in a spy thriller.
Crazy Girls Undercover is a boring B movie and unentertaining movie that is a screener from hell.
The film is about a former CIA agent and Las Vegas gentlemen’s club, who enlists his showgirls help him on his latest mission, after finding out that a terrorist is building a bomb, who is the same terrorist that killed his family years ago. Into to stop this person, the women must use their deadly skills to overcome this man, before he uses the bomb to exact his own revenge.
“Crazy Girls Undercover” is just mindless b-movie trash. When you have a quote on the back of the box that says “Stylish thriller in the vain of “Casino Royale”, I expect something that resembles that quote, not something that resembles a lifeless late night film. Director Chris Langman doesn’t bring any energy in his direction. The film felt like it same boring tone that you were watching a late night soap opera, not a thriller that would at least have an entertaining moment or two. Even the fight scenes felt amateurish at best. He also doesn’t make the performances exciting enough to even make you care for the film. The performances felt like that they were phoned in, as the actors brought no energy to the performances. Some of the blame has to be put on the director, as he is supposed to get his actors to give the best performances that they can. I really though that Langman didn’t spend a lot of time working on getting that, as he was only interested in filling up most of the screen time with pretty women, which made this very boring to watch.
But the major problem with this film was that the fact that the screenplay was just terrible. Screenwriter, Norbert Aleman didn’t seem to care that you needed a story with interesting characters and suspenseful action. This film could have use some story and character development, as the film story comes off as dull and boring. There was virtually no action going on for a spy thriller, as every other scene has the main character surrounded by two or three different women at all times. It really made me not care about anything, as the story’s purpose was just to show off how many pretty girls it can show in a ninety minute time span, instead of providing suspense twists that needed in a spy thriller.
Crazy Girls Undercover is a boring B movie and unentertaining movie that is a screener from hell.
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